Are you being scammed by so called SEO experts? Ripped off by web designers?

Ripoff

Oh my goodness. I have been a busy Social Media/Internet Marketer/SEO/SEM/Traffic Driver/Site Destroyer of late. What is a Traffic Driver/Site Destroyer? I’ll explain in a minute, Lucy.

I love going to help out the small (or even mid size to large company) and explain to them why the deadbeat web designer or SEO person they hired hasn’t been able to produce traffic for them. Why do I love it? Because I LOVE to help people NOT getting ripped off! I have seen the billing for some of what is going on for “expert work” and it is appalling.

Mr Small Business Owner. Hey! I am talking to YOU, so pay attention,please. It is for your own good . Before you hire ANY of these schmucks or firms, do your homework unless you want to get scammed. Heck, I tell people if they are thinking of hiring me, check around. I’m not the cheapest, but I am the fairest and I will tell that business person if that those experts don’t ask certain questions, they DON’T know what they are doing. I generally get that call back. (Most of the time, I hope it is for drinks and dinner! lol)

Why me? I can tell in seconds as soon as a site starts to open up that I can look at it and tell if they are getting any juice from Google. If you are any good (and I am) you know what I am talking about. If you are not, keep doing the crappy job, cause you keep me employed. I then go over the site that was built for them and show why they are not getting any traffic. Last week I got a SEO firm fired near the Dallas area because they had not done a THING in months and that all the pages were not optimized. Am I proud of that? No. But because they were lazy and ripping the client off, I had no problem doing that. Heartless, cold blooded, unfeeling or other words you wouldn’t say in front of polite company has described me. Also Site Destroyer. I like that one actually..lol I’m only called those things by the scam artists. The good people call me a Traffic Driver.

Rant Moment:

If the web person had a clue about SEO, they would do the web site as such. But about 95% of the sites I inspect are not optimized. So web designer, QUIT ADVERTISING THAT YOU ARE AN SEO EXPERT ON YOUR OWN POORLY OPTIMIZED SITE. Sheesh. That’s the reason I have been called a Site Destroyer. I’ll even say that about that about the SEO “expert” Most of the time, I’ll run rings around that person because they DON’T know what they are doing. So your bad work keeps me employed, so I should be thanking you. Thanks!  

I’m Back:

So why Traffic Driver? Here is why, Bumstead. I know how to drive traffic to web sites. One of my national clients (and NO, I don’t have to tell you who they are, so go fish) called me that. In 6 weeks after me taking over,they are on the front page of Google, been there and are backordered for their product with results that produce over 5 MILLION searches for the type of product they are selling. I drive traffic to business’s. Am I always successful? Nope. I had a couple of failures. Not because they were not ranking (and they were), it’s because the sales were not happening.

I can lead a horse to water, but I can’t make them drink. By the way, to all the smart marketers, do you promise the phone will ring and the cash register will be full? THAT is a LIE. Or do you say like I do, “I’ll get you the rankings, but I can’t make them call”. I am terribly honest about this. I have lost a couple of business shots but I don’t want them anyway, they will be more trouble than they are worth because they will be always on your back about where they are. If you promise them the phone will ring and the cash register will be full, I can’t wait to take over that campaign you started, Einstein.

I use all the online marketing at my disposal as an Internet Marketer to drive traffic to a business. I WANT to help out. I DON’T want to see you ripped off. I am SICK of these deadbeats taking your hard earned cash and not delivering. Don’t want to use me? Fine. I’ll steer you to a good person or firm who will do the right thing for you. Don’t like my tone? Yawwwwnnnn. Sticks and Stones, Baby, doesn’t bother me. Do the right thing for your clients and have integrity. You want to use me, cool. Let’s talk. Laugh. Let’s get you to the next level for your business. And lets’s have fun doing it.

So am I off base? Are you a web designer or seo expert and want to fuss at me? The good ones won’t. The bad ones will…lol. Are you a business owner and want to chat? Have you been scammed? I want to hear from you. (I know, there are no backlinks or anything else here for Google to see, but there are a couple of other things I did, so called “expert” )

Spread the word, thunderbird and tell your friends!

Ciao!

The Midnite Marketer

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